Of course we don't need it; we don't own a bird

So for the past week or so, the Pioneer Press has been leaving a "complimentary newspaper" at our doorstep. Frankly, it's annoying to have crap left on the doorstep. If anyone else did that, wouldn't it be littering?

Alesha got a letter stating that Comcast had allowed the two-week free delivery as a service to their customers and, fortunately, an opt-out number. My issue: I was on hold for 10 minutes waiting for an operator.