14 July 2005

Things I will do when I get back to the states

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  • See Alesha. It's been a long three weeks.
  • Visit a 7-11. There is no such thing as a "convenience store" over here.
  • Drive a car. There's just something about being in control of where you're going.
  • Take said car through a drive-thru. Again, those don't exist here, be they for food, banks, or liquor.
  • Eat a big, hot breakfast with eggs, bacon, sausage, and pancakes or waffles.
  • Drink a Diet Vanilla Pepsi. Only Pizza Huts have them over here.
  • Go to a restaurant that offers free refills. I'll get free water while I'm there.
  • Eat a home-cooked meal. Okay, it happened in Ireland, but that's it.
  • Buy SAP for Dummies. I have the feeling I'm going to need it.
  • Eat a Reeses. None of them here either.
  • Take a shower in an area where I'm not in danger of suffering from claustrophobia.
  • Sleep in my own bed. Oh, wait, I don't own a bed...
  • Start a conversation without saying, "Parlez vous anglais?"
  • See Alesha. Did I mention that?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Whoah - you be pullin' out TMBG lyrics? That's no small thing!

-Will

P.S. Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads...